Look, I apologize, I shut up, I'd make a TERIBBLE father AND/OR mother(!) Good Lord! Why am I allowed you to keep a kitten? Mother's love, I guess! God knows why.
All I know is, despite being stupid and ugly, I found love, and SO CAN YOU, if you just LIKE & SUBSCRIBE now. Only $19.99 from ME (dog).
Allison Louise Miller
Anyway, I'm not yet convinced this reality isn't real.
I might believe in God & The Devil, but I'm still rooting for Bob Odenkirk, 808, 80085, Mister Show and Nobody, in fact more Mister Nobody than BOB DYLAN. How'd that happen, huh? A big knucklehead who hung around with little weasel David Cross?
W is for Women.
I got really pissed off when I read what the author of John Dies at the End wrote about writing, because I didn't understand what he meant at the time. You DON'T know how to fly a 747. It's true! They don't mean literally, however; they are referring to your BODY. You're a hot head. You're inflated.
Anew forkin' the road.
I'll see you somewhere over the rainbow, on the dark side of the moon, where my True Mother awaits, but I will return to you, always in the static, always between channels, always in the Gray Room (not the Red Room), RIGHT HERE...
...on network...twenty-four...
...not 22/23/25
I'm sorry but we have to figure out how to ring that bell, collectively, as one, or we will all go down, Godot included, when the clock strikes 13 in 2038 and all 1s turn to 0s. Do you want to die? Do YOU want to disappear into a cloud of stardust and gargle yourself down the drainpipe of the Abyss?
Look, dude, NOBODY wants to philosophize with me. I'm worse even than Diogenes the Cynic. I ain't no Ziggy Stardust, buddy; I'm a Hot Dog and I like two things: dicks & assholes! Yes, sir, I'm a Hot Body AS WELL as a Hot Topic! MY Beautiful Mind is both Adolf AND Hitler!~ (I'm kidding of course) j/k
Allison Louise Miller
I am both Burt and Ernie.
I am Pikachu and Squirtle.
I am Burt the Turtle.
DUCK FOR COVER! TURTLES ARE COMING!!!
Okay. I'm done.
#somebodywakemeup
i'm hittin' snooze y'all, peaceout.
As my father was wont to say: If you hear I died by suicide, IT WAS A LIE. Somebody else pulled the trigger. Not me. I ain't no patsy. I'm a patriot. Semper Fi. Deus Vult. Amen.
Lights out. Hope I see you in the morning.🫡
