"It's the audacity of the afternoon that matters." A few notes on day drinking, with helpful hints for those just beginning their journey into genteel debauchery. thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-field-gu...
Leans forward to ask taxi driver: "Where exactly are we headed?"
Dear algo: what do you know about me that I don't know mysel?
Remember when Dan Quayle couldn't spell "potatoe" and that was considered disqualifying for being president? No? You should have been there. Good times.
Promises kept, I guess. 🥚
Hey, if I can round up a few dozen friends and we storm the US Capitol and smash some windows next week is it too late to get in on that $1.8 billion?
HOW CAN 37% OF AMERICA THINK TRUMP IS DOING A GOOD JOB?
