Remember when Dan Quayle couldn't spell "potatoe" and that was considered disqualifying for being president? No? You should have been there. Good times.
Hey, if I can round up a few dozen friends and we storm the US Capitol and smash some windows next week is it too late to get in on that $1.8 billion?
I scanned thru my spam folder and found many, many possible names for your metal band:
Legal Boner Tea
You, Pervert
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Toenail Fungus
Top Urologists
Unusual Account Actuvity
Promises kept, I guess. 🥚
Dear algo: what do you know about me that I don't know mysel?
HOW CAN 37% OF AMERICA THINK TRUMP IS DOING A GOOD JOB?
"It's the audacity of the afternoon that matters." A few notes on day drinking, with helpful hints for those just beginning their journey into genteel debauchery. thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-field-gu...
This dates to 1879, and is far as I know is the first published "walks into a bar" joke. (The Sumerian "joke" that's often cited as the proto-joke is a stretch.) Will it endure another century-and-a-half? I have thoughts in this week's post on The Long Bar.
thelongbar.substack.com/p/why-the-lo...
The Aviary opened in Chicago 15 years ago and made molecular mixology mainstream — rotovaps, flavored ice nuggets, cocktails aged three ways. Most of that didn't survive. What did is more interesting. thelongbar.substack.com/p/the-bar-th...
Leans forward to ask taxi driver: "Where exactly are we headed?"
