I used to play ping pong with a shoe to make enough money to buy chess books.
I think I once accidentally bribed a cop.
Doctor The Frog
Doctor The Frog
They kicked me out of the Perkins for playing chess too loudly and didn't even let me finish my French fries first.
Doctor The Frog
So, I found him in the culvert giggling, gently shaking the bottle of Gatorade with Necco wafers in it.
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)
I once drew a gravity knife on a cop, like full on pulled it from pocket and it snapped open pointed at him
Megan Fox
I was the first gamer to ever eat a Hot Pocket.
Warcabbit
I once had at least six cops shielded behind their squad cars with their guns pointed at me when I was young.
Chris Jackson
I once tied up Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy’s
Danny Lore
I also had a 30 minute conversation with Lou Ferigno about the advantages and disadvantages of different brands of body paint
Michelle Flamm (Looking for Work)
I single-handedly averted an extremely expensive lawsuit by the Beatles.
Dan Johnson will design games for food
When I was 17 years old, I was interrogated by goons in Cairo.
Ada 🏳️⚧️ ⟅㋡⟆
Something I did on the internet as a teen changed a movie script and was in the news for months.
Timothy
I met Shatner's wife, and she two weeks later, she was dead.
Greyson Kent
During a Perseid meteor shower in the 90s, I climbed on roofs to get the best view—the 1st was a 100m tall grain elevator, from the 2nd broke my ankle—I told my parents I fell off our house’s roof (a lie): like the night before I had trespassed & scaled something I definitely should not have.
