I once fled the police in order to get a friend to the airport on time and got away with it completely.
Doctor The Frog
I used to play ping pong with a shoe to make enough money to buy chess books.
Doctor The Frog
I think I once accidentally bribed a cop.
Doctor The Frog
They kicked me out of the Perkins for playing chess too loudly and didn't even let me finish my French fries first.
Doctor The Frog
So, I found him in the culvert giggling, gently shaking the bottle of Gatorade with Necco wafers in it.
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)
I once drew a gravity knife on a cop, like full on pulled it from pocket and it snapped open pointed at him
Megan Fox
I was the first gamer to ever eat a Hot Pocket.
Warcabbit
I once had at least six cops shielded behind their squad cars with their guns pointed at me when I was young.
Chris Jackson
I once tied up Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy’s
Danny Lore
I also had a 30 minute conversation with Lou Ferigno about the advantages and disadvantages of different brands of body paint
Michelle Flamm (Looking for Work)
I single-handedly averted an extremely expensive lawsuit by the Beatles.
Dan Johnson will design games for food
When I was 17 years old, I was interrogated by goons in Cairo.
Ada 🏳️⚧️ ⟅㋡⟆
Something I did on the internet as a teen changed a movie script and was in the news for months.
Timothy
I met Shatner's wife, and she two weeks later, she was dead.
Greyson Kent
During a Perseid meteor shower in the 90s, I climbed on roofs to get the best view—the 1st was a 100m tall grain elevator, from the 2nd broke my ankle—I told my parents I fell off our house’s roof (a lie): like the night before I had trespassed & scaled something I definitely should not have.
