Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5
i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power
JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info
british sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "the delicate question"
american sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "the custom of the sea"
australian sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "a salty tucker"
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Would never have guessed that the incel right would not have been down with a half-time production where the chief selling point is "this guy fucks". Epic show
Debuting Tonight: Forever Fountains. ⛲️
this is everything that's wrong with bluesky
the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is...himself. chuck norris has passed away. therefore Chuck Norris committed suicide. admittedly funny, but quite a relief as well.
