i just caught myself using the word “conflating” in a casual conversation. that was so embarrassing. i gotta stop reading books
the tragedy of being chase delauter is that no matter how many home runs he hits, he will never catch delauter
i just realized that the 2026 mlb season is being played in the year 2026. that's gotta be rigged right? because if that's a coincidence holy shit
my 20 favorite menu items in bed-stuy
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the tennessee titans were dissolved in 2006
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75