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WORDY KIND OF GUY: I can't remember that word for a tone, expression, or attitude that is grimly mocking, disdainful, or cynically humorous! ALANIS: Isn't it sardonic?

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Jay in NH

CUSTOMER: Is this your first day as a waitress or something? I did not order alcohol! ALANIS: Isn't that a tonic? Don't you drink?

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1

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DOCTOR: We're going to flush out anything nasty from you, it's uncomfortable but necessary. ALANIS: Isn't that colonic?

jonty

TEACHER: What do we call the sound of a letter, not its name? ALANIS: Isn't it a phonic?

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1

MY DAD: The way people pronounce the first syllable in "banana" is so terrible. It's a GREAT food! The first syllable deserves the stress! BAH-nana! ALANIS: But isn't it atonic?

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Queer and Pleasant Danger

D&D DESIGNER BOSS: Sure, we can add mental powers to the game, but we don't want to use the word 'psychic' because it sounds too corny. Was there a weird technical term that we can use to cover ESP, telekinesis, etc.? ALANIS: Isn't it psionic?

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Jonathan Dresner

SECRET US GOV ORGANIZATION: It feels like we're really flaunting our budget when we call Colonel Steve Austin the "Sixty Million Dollar Man" 'cause he's a cyborg now. Is there a word we can use to say this without mentioning a price tag? ALANIS: Isn't it bionic?

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Queer and Pleasant Danger

ART HISTORY PROFESSOR: Can anyone tell me what kind of column this is? ALANIS: Isn’t it ionic?

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Billhelm

CHEMISTRY TEACHER: who can tell me what bond is formed between oppositely charged ions ALANIS MORISSETTE: isn’t it ionic

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