Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
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“I can’t believe we build airplanes out of this” I say while easily ripping a piece of tinfoil
If you measure distance by desire, then my bedroom is in the refrigerator.
Me: I was so close! I was going to be the Cashmere King! I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddlesome kids!
Baby goat: Meeeeeeeeeh