British Energy Nerd (retail flavour)
Folk music, puns, cynicism.
Opinions not those of my employer despite my efforts
Typos are all mine.
Banjon
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Just had a gardener round giving a quote on various bits and pieces. Not sure I was overly struck with their knowledge of their profession as they kept refering to the vines on my house as "ivory". I hope I've not got nesting elephants in there
The Gestapo marched hundreds of thousands of innocent people to their deaths.
I've ended private schools' tax breaks to invest in state schools.
No responsible leader makes vile comparisons like this. Kemi Badenoch is not fit to be Prime Minister.
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him.
wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god.
detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
