Looking in the mirror and feeling my consciousness is in my reflection and momentarily forgetting I exist.
I'm never, ever going to be able to take the sheets off and actually see the furniture I spent a lot of money on.
I’m just trying to make it to my next feeding, peeps.
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It's no maple syrup heist, but it's right up there.
#KitKat
“You’re not allowed to be a man anymore, you’re almost a racist if you’re a man these days. It’s crazy.”
I guess my problem is that I haven't given it much thought other than try to be a decent human and support others who are simply trying to do the same. Whatever that gender is, I'm fine with it.
Not to brag but I know for a fact that were anything to happen to my wife the ladies in my office would be falling over themselves to be first to tell me to not turn to them for a replacement.
Life coaches never tell us about that point in life when, the type of day we'll have will depend on the first bowel movement of the day.
Russia is not the threat. China is not the threat. Iran is not a threat.
It's always been the USA, and it's getting uncomfortably real.
As an Albertan I am doubly worried as our provincial government is totally MAGA supportive and a lot of UCP MLAs, and Danielle would prefer being American.
If you ever think I copied one of your posts, that would imply I read them. Does that seem like something I would do?
