Corpulent, extremist neckbeards nationwide are watching this on their phones and mumbling, "fukk yeah warriors" before cramming another hogshead of Cheetos Xxtra Flamin' Hot into their faces.
I still want them to go back to their classic all-cheese helms and hauberks. With modern refrigeration, they won't all perish from listeria now.
Ahh, I remember well the classic Confederate tactic of the bugles calling "Charge" and then they all vamoose in the opposite direction.
At long last, the Grand Ol' Pedophiles have finally gone full mask off.
Republicans have heard the criticism that they are an obstructionist party that is only against things, never for.
Methinks they've finally found their platform!
If you don't like to peruse 600 lb gourds in person, you are missing out on one of life's great joys.
According to young master Miller, "not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin" incites violence and terrorism against the Big Bad Wolf.
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Hegseth also announced a slew of shiny new medals for all US soldiers involved in the My Lai massacre and for the torture artisans of Abu Ghraib.
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Ahh yes, "War is Peace".
In the 1880's, I tested the Infinite Monkey theorem with a troop of one hundred Chacma baboons. When one of them wrote that and then showed it to his fellows, they all beat him to death with their typewriters.
If every single American citizen doesn't quickly receive 200 lbs of mouthwatering, grass-fed Agentine beef in this "deal", things are going to get ugly fast.
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced that he has decided that the 19 soldiers who received the Medal of Honor for their actions in 1890 at Wounded Knee will keep their awards.
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Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
The United States stands ready to do what is needed to support Argentina and is currently in negotiations for a $20 billion swap line with the country's central bank, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Wednesday in a post on X.
Hegseth: "As history teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace and those who are willing to wage war to defend it. That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous."
