Corpulent, extremist neckbeards nationwide are watching this on their phones and mumbling, "fukk yeah warriors" before cramming another hogshead of Cheetos Xxtra Flamin' Hot into their faces.
Benjamin Franklin 4 REAL
Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
