you were expecting someone else? | dwrp; scifirp; mvrp | eng/spa | 18+ | potentially mature themes.
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yes, *alright*! i *get your point*. you *hardly* need to keep . . . *droning ON* about it, you know . . .
. . . *alright*.
because there is a *ship* carrying some *terrible weapons* i'd like for *you* to *'intercept'*.
i'm a doctor-of-all-trades, i'll have you know.
*testify*? oh, *no*. i'm giving you something *much* more fun!
i'm going to send some data over to your *ship*. have a look through, you'll find some *rather interesting names*, i think. how do you feel about *piracy*?
-- and *never*, and i *mean* *NEVER*, had i been so offended! the *very notion*: that *billions of billions of years* might pass, that *times* and *tides* go through us *all*, yet *mister blobby*--
-- *excuse me*?
for a woman of *your* caliber? i *very much doubt it*.
money? *money*?? *MONEY*??? *ohhhh*, will you *bounty hunters* *EVER LEARN* . . . ! i'll have you know that--
( USER MUTED. )
*fix my tie*? what tie? *this* ( leaning forward, lifting it up, waving its bright, garish pattern in the air: ) is a *cravat*.
( but he follows anyway, one hand in his pockets, the other stroking his chin. he stops, twirls, to face v. )
hmm. i don't suppose you know who *invited us*, do you?
*i* am *usually referred to* as *the doctor*.
*you* ought to watch your language.
*cooked* -- very much like *transidyne's GOOSE*!
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Pirates make for terrible clients, anyone who's dumb enough to work for them deserves not getting paid. What's piracy got to do with it?
How did *you* get this frequency? Actually don't answer that, it would only make things worse.
I hope you're not counting on me testifying against them because that ain't happening.
You can't seriously expect me to do this for *free*? Look, it's a shame about the missing kids, but this won't bring them back, and it sounds *dangerous* and *expensive*.
( a shockingly long time passes. )
... are you still going?
Oh! Well, certainly. Sounds like my kinda job.
500k deposit up front, naturally...
( click. )
Hi this is Kiki's pizza, stuffed or extra crispy?
500k. Up front. Or you can delete this number.
"Oh. You were invited too?"
A long pause. Then, he sighs deeply. As if this is very inconvenient.
"... Well. Fix your tie and let's get moving, then."
Right...
The fuck are you?
Kiki
Kiki
Kiki
Kiki
Kiki
Kiki
i'm a doctor-of-all-trades, i'll have you know.
*testify*? oh, *no*. i'm giving you something *much* more fun!
i'm going to send some data over to your *ship*. have a look through, you'll find some *rather interesting names*, i think. how do you feel about *piracy*?
*cooked* -- very much like *transidyne's GOOSE*!
-- and *never*, and i *mean* *NEVER*, had i been so offended! the *very notion*: that *billions of billions of years* might pass, that *times* and *tides* go through us *all*, yet *mister blobby*--
-- *excuse me*?
money? *money*?? *MONEY*??? *ohhhh*, will you *bounty hunters* *EVER LEARN* . . . ! i'll have you know that--
( USER MUTED. )
because there is a *ship* carrying some *terrible weapons* i'd like for *you* to *'intercept'*.
