for a woman of *your* caliber? i *very much doubt it*.
𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕋𝕆ℝ 𝕎ℍ𝕆❓
You can't seriously expect me to do this for *free*? Look, it's a shame about the missing kids, but this won't bring them back, and it sounds *dangerous* and *expensive*.
-- and *never*, and i *mean* *NEVER*, had i been so offended! the *very notion*: that *billions of billions of years* might pass, that *times* and *tides* go through us *all*, yet *mister blobby*--
-- *excuse me*?
Kiki
𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕋𝕆ℝ 𝕎ℍ𝕆❓
( a shockingly long time passes. )
... are you still going?
Kiki
money? *money*?? *MONEY*??? *ohhhh*, will you *bounty hunters* *EVER LEARN* . . . ! i'll have you know that--
( USER MUTED. )
𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕋𝕆ℝ 𝕎ℍ𝕆❓
Oh! Well, certainly. Sounds like my kinda job.
500k deposit up front, naturally...
Kiki
because there is a *ship* carrying some *terrible weapons* i'd like for *you* to *'intercept'*.
𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕋𝕆ℝ 𝕎ℍ𝕆❓
Pirates make for terrible clients, anyone who's dumb enough to work for them deserves not getting paid. What's piracy got to do with it?
Kiki
i'm a doctor-of-all-trades, i'll have you know.
*testify*? oh, *no*. i'm giving you something *much* more fun!
i'm going to send some data over to your *ship*. have a look through, you'll find some *rather interesting names*, i think. how do you feel about *piracy*?
𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕋𝕆ℝ 𝕎ℍ𝕆❓
How did *you* get this frequency? Actually don't answer that, it would only make things worse.
I hope you're not counting on me testifying against them because that ain't happening.
Kiki
*cooked* -- very much like *transidyne's GOOSE*!
𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕋𝕆ℝ 𝕎ℍ𝕆❓
( click. )
Hi this is Kiki's pizza, stuffed or extra crispy?
