Update: muscles I was not aware of are sore, and I have been lifting for a year. The other skaters told me gleefully about losing toenails during their first month. I get it now.
Im a childless adult responsible for two children for the next 72 hours. They have ordered dinner to be two half cheese half pepperoni pizzas. Not a cheese pizza and a pepperoni pizza. Two half cheese half pepperoni pizzas.