made an appointment to get my bussy waxed for the first time ever next week. everybody clap and/or pray for me
if i (dog) said to you (also dog) "GRRARARARAWARRUFFF" what then?
what's your favorite gum brand (bubble type, specifically) and why is it double bubble?
not that anybody asked but my boss remains unfazed when i say "hey sorry to bother you at work" before i ask questions btw
things i am good at: adding books to my "want to read" list
things i am bad at: reading said books
i am an all day tummy ache survivor
sometimes i write songs that i intend to give to other artists, but i end up keeping them for myself...this is one of those songs
anyway, backstabber is up on like every streaming platform if you're interested 😬
tfw you touch something icky
it has dawned upon me that i really just do be out here talking sometimes and y'all just like...let me
and now i'm gonna keep doing it
someone remind the next time in beaver to get a shirt that says "i ♥️ beaver" from a gas station thanks