made an appointment to get my bussy waxed for the first time ever next week. everybody clap and/or pray for me
what's your favorite gum brand (bubble type, specifically) and why is it double bubble?
things i am good at: adding books to my "want to read" list
things i am bad at: reading said books
sometimes i write songs that i intend to give to other artists, but i end up keeping them for myself...this is one of those songs
anyway, backstabber is up on like every streaming platform if you're interested 😬
someone remind the next time in beaver to get a shirt that says "i ♥️ beaver" from a gas station thanks
not that anybody asked but my boss remains unfazed when i say "hey sorry to bother you at work" before i ask questions btw
i am an all day tummy ache survivor
if i (dog) said to you (also dog) "GRRARARARAWARRUFFF" what then?