I AM LIVE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS!
WATCHING BAD MOVIES FOR THE NATIONAL IMMIGRANT JUSTICE CENTER!
watch: twitch.tv/j_christie
donate: tinyurl.com/jakestreamdonation
I finally figured out what kind of creature Grimace is - HE'S A GIANT PURPLE BITCH WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY SHERYL YOU SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES ALL THE TIME NOW
Found JD Vance’s biography
Will I understand the G7 summit if I haven’t seen the first 6
Charlie Kirk would’ve loved Minions and Monsters
I will be joining this soon if you’d like to watch and learn about bad movies (and a great charity)
No but the funeral did
I’m very smart and wise and stuff
I miss the good ol’ days when you could say things like “I bet Mayor McCheese has a big dick” without getting canceled
