You don’t simply shove the ring up your own ass and walk into a volcano.
*sobbing quietly* a…a…acab
How much tang could a wu tang tang if a wu tang could wu tang
If I were a hobbit I would simply tell Gandalf to shove the ring up his own ass and walk into the volcano
Why don't you make like a tree and sit alone in the forest slowly dying
*me rolling the 4th Trojan horse into my backyard* maybe this time it will be filled with candy
If Charles Barkley walked past me on the street I would simply fall down and yell FOUL
ERNIE: let’s talk about that 1st half from Victor Wembanyama
KENNY: he’s clearly struggling when-
CHARLES: how did you learn to pronounce that
ERNIE: what
CHARLES: when I say it it sounds like Victor Windmills
SHAQ: *pulls lapel mic up to mouth* Don Quixote
CHARLES: which team is he on
KENNY: I quit