Thorns. Timbers. Black shoe. Trusty Shellback. Elderly white hippie. Fuck you, make me.
Don Baldwin, Everyday Anti-fascist
Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week https://theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-her-bunco-group-threw-molotov-cocktails-at-ice-last-week/
❗️Zelensky said frozen funds from Roman Abramovich’s sale of Chelsea could help Ukraine buy U.S. anti-ballistic missiles for air defense. He said each missile costs $3-4 million and argued using Russian money is fair because Russia started the war. #Ukraine
Okay. www.maptap.gg June 10
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A work of art.
Brilliant.
1) Catherine Creek in Washington is east of Hood River, and is in the dry part of the Gorge. I have seen a rattlesnake directly across the river from there.
2) $100 says this dog was not on a leash.
www.oregonlive.com/nation/2026/...
Hiya Portland, there's a survey here. You probably have feelings about the Moda Center renovation. This is where you can put 'em.
Today, I was in a conversation about the World Cup with a British guy, and I referred to it as "soccer."
And he condescendingly responds: "We don't play 'soccer' here, love."
And I'm like: "Well, clearly. It'll be a miracle if y'all make the semifinals."
And he got real quiet after that.
NOELREPORTS
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There are 8 popups this weekend, two in each district. In D2, they're both Saturday 6/13:
McCoy Park from 1-2:30 PM (www.portland.gov/council/even...)
Irving Park from 3:30-5 PM (www.portland.gov/council/even...)
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