You may be thinking, "Ben, how are you gonna handle Mall of America when you can't even handle grabbing the mail in a closed apartment building, you anxious fucking FUCK?!" And honestly, so valid. 🤣 But I've been working really hard to conquer my anxiety lately, and it helps to have time to prepare.
Remember the "Running Butthole Challenge"?
"Bungalow" sounds like such a dirty word.
We dance on Saturdays too! 💃🏼 🪩 🕺
Let’s see those moves!
I truly, truly believe I was the first person to ever say "inspo". And I will never let go of that.
Ethan started work at 5 this morning instead of his usual 10 and it's completely thrown me off balance.
Conversations With Ethan!
Ethan, completely randomly and totally unprovoked: "I wanna see how many Creme Savers you can fit in your mouth."
Honestly, the less I know about Gwyneth Paltrow, the better.
It's Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
