Nothing has kicked the internet's collective ass over the last decade or so more than the proper use of "POV". π€£
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It's Saturday! πΊ
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Honestly, the less I know about Gwyneth Paltrow, the better.
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You may be thinking, "Ben, how are you gonna handle Mall of America when you can't even handle grabbing the mail in a closed apartment building, you anxious fucking FUCK?!" And honestly, so valid. π€£ But I've been working really hard to conquer my anxiety lately, and it helps to have time to prepare.
Conversations With Ethan!
Ethan: "Say less, king."
Me: "I hate being called king."
Ethan: "Say less...bitch. π€·π»ββοΈ"
Me:
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Conversations With Ethan!
Ethan, completely randomly and totally unprovoked: "I wanna see how many Creme Savers you can fit in your mouth."
Ethan started work at 5 this morning instead of his usual 10 and it's completely thrown me off balance.
That time me and my little brother pranked the church by writing, "And where did he touch you?" in several of the hymnals next to the title of the song, "He Touched Me". π€£
I just tried to say Chongqing and Dubai and wound up saying "chudai". God damn it.
