QRBLK artist, Simmer, & sometime-y musician | Ethan's hubby | β¨Funky brainedβ¨ millennial | Nostalgic introvert | Reaction image enthusiast | Overbearing, oversharing, & overswearing | Occasionally NSFW | Argue with the wall; you WON'T be arguing with me. π πΎ
Ben Literal
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Ethan started work at 5 this morning instead of his usual 10 and it's completely thrown me off balance.
Ben Literal
Conversations With Ethan!
Ethan, completely randomly and totally unprovoked: "I wanna see how many Creme Savers you can fit in your mouth."
Ethan took some edibles and is zooted, tooted, and booted. But I think I prefer High Ethan over Drunk Ethan. π€£
That time me and my little brother pranked the church by writing, "And where did he touch you?" in several of the hymnals next to the title of the song, "He Touched Me". π€£
Y'all need a nap.
I just tried to say Chongqing and Dubai and wound up saying "chudai". God damn it.
Post a famous bathroom scene
Taylor Swift sings like someone under anesthesia who isn't quite out yet, but just reached the loopy stage.
Conversations With Ethan!
Ethan: "Say less, king."
Me: "I hate being called king."
Ethan: "Say less...bitch. π€·π»ββοΈ"
Me:
Pissy, moody jerks who are smart for the sake of being smart and conflate intelligence with overall superiority, despite sucking at everything else and making it everyone else's problem. But it's okay because they're just mIsUnDeRsToOd.
