i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
the good news is maggie haberman and jonathan swan are probably more adept at spycraft than any of our foreign adversaries
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Few rock songs have aged as uniquely poorly as “Empire” by Queensryche, which has a 40 second spoken word right in the middle complaining about how underfunded the police are.
Me, as Gene Wilder is singing ‘A World of Imagination’: “You know, ‘Willy Wonka’ is just ‘Saw’ for kids.”
Wife: “…. Thank you for that.”
I sure hope my second grader doesn't go into a life of crime, because he'd probably send the police texts that said things like "Whatever you do, don't go to First National Bank on 2nd avenue at 4:55 PM!"
The Omnicause has broken so many people in ways I don't think we can ever fix.