Mom texted me to be careful when I camped out at Pier 27 in San Francisco to watch the arrival of the Queen Elizabeth a few years ago.
I replied, "C'mon, mom, when's the last time anything bad happened when a boatload of British people showed up?"
🤪 crazy + 🌚 new-moon =
Every time I hear someone cheer or shout in surprise at Fantasmic! I have to remind myself there's normies that haven't seen it like 200+ times. 😅
Also pondering why I've spent $36 on shitty drinks.
A third of the way into my third Hard American Dew and pondering the currents of my life that led to me seeing one of the guys from Sealab 2021 live in the basement of a theater in suburban Phoenix. 🤔
Quite a few people remember K-Mart's "I shipped my pants!" ad spots, but how many remember this short-lived gem that I was reminded of by now being old enough to need the product...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQrv...
As long as my bike doesn't come off the rack, I will not say anything to the local Metro operator about this bus driver doing tonight's route like he's playing Midtown Madness.
🚌 💨