Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
Conservation of Anger Momentum
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My bike didn't fall off.
I did ask the driver, "Are you Italian? 'Cuz you drive like an Andretti."
He laughed.
As long as my bike doesn't come off the rack, I will not say anything to the local Metro operator about this bus driver doing tonight's route like he's playing Midtown Madness.
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ðĪŠ crazy + ð new-moon =
Every time I hear someone cheer or shout in surprise at Fantasmic! I have to remind myself there's normies that haven't seen it like 200+ times. ð
I have acquired @mcchris.bsky.social and @megaran.com merch. ðļ
Also pondering why I've spent $36 on shitty drinks.