Not sure I realized my nervous system had a gear this low.
Today's hair scarf + my dangly cherry earrings and a red lippy
Jazz! I'm listening to so much jazz!
My work-life is more chill than it has been since 2018, and I've taken a summer sabbatical from meal planning and cooking for everyone (still cooking for myself), and the pool is finally open after 2 years of repairs, and I'm reading 4 separate books.
Can't remember last time I was so relaxed.
I wake up every morning, put on a pair of wide leg linen pants, the kind of walking sandals your Meemaw wears when her bunions are bothering her, a tee shirt, fun earrings, and pull my hair back with a vintage silk scarf.
I've got Community College Art Teacher Chic on lock for the summer.
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
This is the funniest freaking insult I've heard in AGES
Every time I try to have a conversation with a man on a dating app I lose a little more respect for the gender.
Just had a man tell me, "As long as my partner doesn't be tray me I don't think I'll cause trouble outside the marriage."
You don't THINK? YOU DON'T ***THINK*** you'll go outside?
I'm DEEPLY enjoying watching all the tourists who are here for the World Cup experiencing the US for the first time. Absolute peak content. 10/10
Also, none of them are going to be able to fit in their pants by the time they leave. All of them are gaining the FIFA 15.
I have screenshots, schedules, and system logins proving my point. I also have an investigation done by my team lead and the tech team proving me right.
If he doesn't tuck his tail and say, "yes ma'am" we're going to have a real issue.
The audacity!