Today on the interstate, a guy was tailgating me with his windshield wipers on high and it was sunny out and it was one of the most unnerving things I’ve ever been involved in
My 20 year old this week told me my music taste revolves mostly around "sad men with guitars" and I am simultaneously offended and unable to effectively disagree
Hey who is going to DC for the 250th celebration
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(deep breath)
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Indiana has terrible roads and this ain't gonna help
Today my 20 year old said Slack is "Discord for Adults" and I can't not see that
If the USMNT finishes second in group D
and
Iran finishes second in group G
then
the USA will play Iran in the round of 32
which would be bonkers
Apropos of nothing
ACIP is in shambles
It should be illegal for weathermen to talk incessantly over the World Cup
Tell us what is up and put the game back on good gravy
I don’t care if it is going to literally rain fire-breathing gila monsters
Just tell me and put the game back on
