I really enjoyed #SNLUK, but now I’m just worried the Americans are going to do what they always do with greatest British comedy, remake it, and ruin it.
I slept with Mary Jane but I don't think Peter will mind. I hear he's a swinger.
You can find out Sonic's age by cutting him in half and counting the rings inside.
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
