I don't have anything funny to say about how fucked up everything is, and that was basically my last coping mechanism, so now I'm just quiet and sad, and disappointed in how we got here, and how people I know cheered the arrival of this terrible now
Lost power today, nothing to do with electricity I’m just weak.
(sees a good point on the timeline) ooooo, yes, i see (reskeets)
(sees another good point seemingly in opposition to previous take) hmmm yes, i also concur (reskeets
I was trying to think of a way to describe the straight men who have hit on me throughout my life and basically all I could come up with is it’s the type of guy who would say something like “Actually, it’s SIR Terry Pratchett”
Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
Me: *hovering in midair, weeping black flames, bellowing in Latin*
My Boss, going around the table at our weekly meeting: ...okay, we'll just circle back to you later
I was at the grocery store earlier and the world’s most excited employee hopped on the PA to wish everyone a happy donut day and encouraged everyone to rush up to the front of the store for donuts and when we got there we all discovered the donuts weren’t free. they were just selling donuts
DOES *whip*
THIS *whip*
SPARK *whip*
JOY? *whip*
-Marie Kondo beating me with the fourth USB-C cable she found in my desk drawer