"My, not even a 'please'? You must be especially distraught if someone like you isn't asking properly...
And even if I wanted to, memory erasure isn't on my resume, mustache~."
π΄: "Miss-a Bayonetta, ya gotta help-a me out here!
Use-a your timey-wimey powers to erase Mario's-a mind so I won't have to remember seeing these-a pizza crimes!"