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Mario & Luigi!
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🔴: ".....mmm, no. Fish on-a pizza isn't... a crime, per say. Mario just-a no likey."
🔴: "No, eetsa NOT!
WHO PUTS MARSHMALLOWS ON A PIZZA PIE!?"
🔴: "I'm-a sorry, but Mario can't be in-a the same ROOM as-a these.... pizza heathens!"
🔴: "I- WH-
I LEAVE with this-a garbage, and I COME-A BACK to this-a garbage!
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE."
🟢: "E-Everyone, forgive-a my bro. He's-a... very particular about pizza toppings."
🔴: "UUUUUuuuuuuugh... why must-a today be the day when everyone's unhinged pizza takes sprout up again!?"
🔴: "Kirby, buddy, pal, paisano.
No."
🔴: "Miss-a Bayonetta, ya gotta help-a me out here!
Use-a your timey-wimey powers to erase Mario's-a mind so I won't have to remember seeing these-a pizza crimes!"
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝑵𝑶𝑾?"
🪞 #RP / #SFWRP / #KidIcarusRP / #NintendoRP / #MVRP / #SSBRP / #RPSky / #ParodySky🪞
A (mostly) SFW RP account for Dark Pit, from 'Kid Icarus!' You may also know him from a little niche series: 'Super Smash Bros.'
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"My, not even a 'please'? You must be especially distraught if someone like you isn't asking properly...
And even if I wanted to, memory erasure isn't on my resume, mustache~."
𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕻𝖎𝖙 🪞
"Whaaaat? It's just an ordinary pizza!"
*Yeah, an ordinary pizza... for a clown... nay, the ENTIRE CIRCUS...*
"...Me?"
"I didn't know there could be such... 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 topping choices for a pizza."
𝑩𝑨𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑨 🌙
"Hmph, pathetic..."
"I only eat the best pizzas..."
*IS THAT A PIZZA WITH PEEPS ON IT!?!?*