By the time the Tartan Army leave the States I want the word “jobby” to have entered the American vernacular
Sanjeev Kohli
Item 5434/2029 in the latest Argos catalogue IS the latest Argos catalogue. It's a philosophical conundrum
It annoys me that Scottish people use Americanisms like "what's not to like?" but Americans won't use Scottishisms like
"smell yer maw"
TARTAN ARMY DO YOUR THING
My favourite restaurant. You don’t have to order anything. Food just comes to you. Food you DESERVE
My dad was SUCH a scatterbrain.
(He was a hitman, it was kind of his signature)
I have a sideline in making brick houses for pigs. It’s not a huge earner but it helps to keep the wolf from the door
Happy birthday to Paul McCartney who is 84 today, but thinks he is 73 because he ACTUALLY believes there are eight days a week
The judge said 'pyromaniac'. I prefer 'event organiser'
