Hanging out with thicc Canadian moose man trying to hook up with him but he keeps wanting me to show him things and 'accidentally' farting everywhere.
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Even better if he's entering an area in a game that looks like it should smell great 😈
Tiger guy is distracted using his VR headset so I have plenty of time to angle my butt jussssst right so he gets a nosefull of the farts I've been building up all day.
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How the cute dog boys are looking at you after they let out a nose-melting SBD on your lap while you're trying to sleep. (Being the little spoon was their idea in the first place.)
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Driving down the highway with thicc moose man and it's a really hot day. He says "let's get some fresh air in here" and acts like he's gonna open the windows. Instead he lets out a fart that FILLS the car. The heat is gonna make that thing linger for a while too...
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Dog guy who gets really defensive whenever anyone blames him for silent farts and proves his "innocence" by reminding them how bad his brand really is.
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Windy Wolf
Windy Wolf
Moose guy who blushes while letting out a fart that echoes through the house and melts your nose.
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Skunk guy who invents increasingly convoluted methods of sending his farts to one other particular guy as a way of flirting with him.
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Windy Wolf
Polar bear guy who doesn't seem to realize how HUGE his butt is accidentally squishing people with it all day. The especially unlucky ones get stuck to it and gotta take the brunt of his rank farts.
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Windy Wolf
Windy Wolf
Timber and Dez ran into a fox while out and about. Normally, they'd settle for mooning the fox and high-5ing. Unfortunately for him, these 2 hit the food court earlier and it's about to be everyone's problem. 💨💨
🎨 by @thelittlestbud.bsky.social
