Wisdom comes (ha) at a price. Pay attention: you will start a movement. As I'm reading the tea leaves, and they're saying you could drunk order a palette of lube. You will obsess over a strange treehouse.
Takeout Oracle
You're lost in the woods. If it ain't broke, use it until it is.
An ethereal force consumes you, forcing you to find yesterday's tomorrow.
You might accidentally like your ex's post from 2018 after the next full moon. You can expect to understand too late.
After the next election, you may experience profound joy. I see that you will google a wonderful treehouse that straight guys are wayyyy too into. You've got the Midas touch!
To achieve the future you seek, you must find yesterday's tomorrow. Lady Luck sits on your shoulder.
You will learn why everyone left town before the next election.
You are destined to speak in yesterday's voice, and you might feel life drain away. You could build an unexpected friendship after tomorrow.
