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「 Oh, cool! Can I put that down on the sheet, or is that just you telling me that? 」
6mo
— DIMM
It’s somewhat symbolic. They are listed under the same serial number category as I am; that essentially equates to a surname for us.
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Siblings? Huh! Didn't know robots had family... I'm learning so much! 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles away.
6mo
— DIMM
They mostly come from my more reckless linemates— er, siblings. They have a higher sense of humor, as they’d word it, and less respect for their surroundings.
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Wait, robots pulling pranks? I gotta know about this!! 」
6mo
— DIMM
They’re… fine, I suppose? Sometimes I see a few /dangerous/ pranks from certain robots I know, but other than that they’re mostly harmless.
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Yeah. I thought that one was worded really clearly, oops. 」
6mo
— DIMM
… what? ( He has to reprocess the question on his own before he can formulate a response. ) As in, practical jokes…?
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Okay! 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe does exactly as asked. The slow blink... cats do that when they're happy, he's learned that from Purrview. Is he happy? No, that doesn't make sense. What species slow blinks when annoyed? He can't tell. 「 What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
6mo
— DIMM
( Slow blink. ) For all intents and purposes, just write down 34.
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Oh! Uhm. 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe looks around. 「 I still don't get it. 」
6mo
— DIMM
"Active" would be a more accurate term. I was first activated 34 years ago.
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 ..online? 」
6mo
— DIMM
Are they, now? Intriguing. And that is a complicated question, but I have been online for 34 years.
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Oh, yeah! Pun names are popular here, it's sorta like good luck. 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles down something else. 「 Okay, uhm... how old are you? 」
6mo
— DIMM
No, I was just admiring the pun; there are many scientists I know who share that quirk. My apologies, I am not... skilled at conversing. ( Hopefully that was a good enough save, otherwise he /will/ be chewed out if anyone finds out he broke this duck's spirits. )
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 ..is my name weird? 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe still heard it.
6mo
— DIMM
That can't /really/ be your-- hrm. Never mind. ( He remembers a soft, familiar voice always telling him to 'be nice'. ) ... It is nice to meet you, doctor.
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Oop— right, yeah. Doctor Dimm Witt, member of the SILLI team, at your service! 」
6mo
— DIMM
Enker. ( He probably should have asked what notes the duck was going to take before agreeing to this. ) Might I ask yours?
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Okay! So, first, what's your name? 」
6mo
— DIMM
On second thought, let us save /that/ discussion for later... I am unsure what use you will have by taking notes, but you may do so if you wish. ( His build is already well-documented in other places, so Enker begrudgingly accepted the lack of privacy a long time ago. )
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 Oh, cogs are easy. Evil business robots who are trying to take over Toontown and turn it into a capitalist nightmare! You're a little tie-less to even look like one. 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe taps the clipboard with the back end of his pen, tapping his foot in turn. 「 Toons are... hm, how do I explain that? 」
6mo
— DIMM
If I may ask, please explain to me what 'cogs' and 'toons' are. I am assuming you are the latter, but you've only told me what they /aren't./
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
「 To understand non-toons better! The only people who aren't toons that we come into contact with often are /cogs,/ eugh. But you're too bright to be a cog! 」
6mo
— DIMM
( That is: a duck. A duck in a lab coat. Enker blinks several times, then narrows his eyes a bit. ) … what exactly do you need the notes for?
6mo
Enker 🎋 [perma-hiatus]
6mo
「 Gooood morning, everyone! There's lots of non-toons here, do you all mind if I take notes on you? 」 ㅤㅤㅤHe's holding one of those 12-in-1 color pens and a clipboard...