SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
the essay deadass starts with "it is unknowable through what lens and mentality daisuke operated when he declared that bridget was a girl"
i am going to Throw Up
I don't have to worry if my partner would still love me if I was a worm. They for sure would. Maybe even more. Sometimes I think they wish I was a worm
The low angle makes the depth look worse, though I could still stand to get a couple inches lower. Given that this was mid week and literally at the end of a heavy glutes session I am proud of it. Literally not even hard. I'm gonna rest and do it deeper next week.
dicked down deep below the crust of the earth, in the warm dark where the nameless ones writhe endlessly in the terrible ecstasy of their hunger
I don't follow anyone who participates in Stupid Internet Discourse but I do follow a few folks who complain whenever it takes over their timeline, so I have a kind of Richter scale to measure how bad it is by how many "it's going to be one of those days huh? 😮💨" posts I see with zero other context
I could be in the 1000 club, all I gotta do is improve my bench press by about uhhh 200 lbs
My ren fair costume has turned out so good that I can't even show y'all yet. I have to hire a professional photographer
Can ya believe this broad Aphrodite? How'm I supposed to get any weaving done around here? Mama mia
Can ya believe this broad Aphrodite? How'm I supposed to get any weaving done around here? Mama mia