SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
the essay deadass starts with "it is unknowable through what lens and mentality daisuke operated when he declared that bridget was a girl"
i am going to Throw Up
Plus when was the last time you NEEDED to look up a word and couldn't just guess from context and get like 90% of the meaning? "He prattled on lugubriously" got it, he talked like Bela Lugosi, probably close enough, move on
I could be in the 1000 club, all I gotta do is improve my bench press by about uhhh 200 lbs
FUCK IT WE BALL 315 LBS EZ
I don't have to worry if my partner would still love me if I was a worm. They for sure would. Maybe even more. Sometimes I think they wish I was a worm
