I got no problem doing my job.
What I got a problem with is doing what AIN’T.
Zomg Morgan Wallen followed me?!
*gasp* I hate that fucker!
(I am aware it’s fake)
These purple BTS Oreos are freaking delicious!
Damn it’s a hot ass mother fucker outside!
@bluesky WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR GROUP CHATS?!
I can be quite petty when it’s necessary.
It’s a great day at work when it ends with a waterfall.
But also the waterfall is hidden behind a locked door and it wasn’t there when you arrived and the boss was told to tell me to just leave it and go home because there’s nothing to do about it.
Yep, I clocked out while the building was flooding.
On the bad side… I repeatedly vomited after hearing the waterfall from the ceiling because I was literally afraid for my life thinking the roof might cave in on me.
I swear on my life this job has traumatized me. Every time I hear a drip I think there’s another damn leak I have to clean up.
“I’m only happy when it rains…” on the White House during Trump’s ridiculous wrestling party that hopefully cost him a lot of money.
