“See?! This is what I’m talking about! What the hell does that mean? You’re just saying shit!”
Kiburi the Boar
"Denial is more than a river in Shamar, y'know."
Jet the Hawk
“Ugh, your scrawny ass ain’t THAT impressive. Only thing you’re untouchable on is being loud and annoying.”
Kiburi the Boar
"Y'know what? Maybe you've got a point. I keep forgetting that I'm just on another level compared to everyone else. I shouldn't expect anyone short of a freakin' deity to be able to take me down."
"...And even then I'd still say to bet on me."
Jet the Hawk
“I’ve gotten plenty of jobs done in the past, and that’s enough. Shaking down runts who don’t pay their debts on time, keeping anyone out where they shouldn’t stick their noses…just because I haven’t cashed your dumb bounty doesn’t make me a damn failure.”
Kiburi the Boar
"Name one thing your ass, or anything connected to it for that matter, has EVER done competently."
"No, seriously. I think the biggest anomaly is the fact that you keep getting hired for merc work despite your track record being a masterclass in failure."
Jet the Hawk
“Bout to do a whole lot more if you keep running your damn mouth.”
Kiburi the Boar
"Couldn't be too hard. Your ass blots out the sun."
Jet the Hawk
“Kiss my ass.”
Kiburi the Boar
"Hey."
"Hey you."
"I'm faster than you."
"Just an FYI"
