Surprised this works in cake form but it really translates well
Can you marshal evidence for this that isn’t cherry picked or from the opinion section?
I stand by this joke.
This just … isn’t how big, complex institutions work?
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Let’s just say Mother’s Day overtook Father’s Day as my least favorite day of the year when mom died.
no one:
absolutely no one:
my first session with a new therapist:
I love y’all, but “news outlet X is owned by Y, therefore it univocally wants Z outcome and consciously directs its editorial decisions toward that end” is not very good media analysis.
There’s no amount I won’t pay for an REM one.
everyone says this about quicksand but personally i grew up under the impression that "getting sprayed by skunks" was going to be a more frequent issue in my life than it's turned out to be
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My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday
