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"I could be pregnant! You don't know my life! I've been using anti flea shampoo and axe body spray! No way I got fleas again!"
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โ€” ๐–๐€๐๐“๐„๐ƒ : ๐…๐€๐๐† ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐๐„๐‘ ึด แŸ
"Correction. Scanners indicate other various lifeforms along your body. You have fleas."
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แ†'แžแž แŸแŽกแŒแšแŽป YแŽพแŒ !
"Woah! I haven't had fleas in like three months! Slander and LIES!"
10mo
โ€” ๐–๐€๐๐“๐„๐ƒ : ๐…๐€๐๐† ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐๐„๐‘ ึด แŸ
"Negative. Flea ridden rodents are not allowed on the premises. Please excuse yourself. Or BE excused. With excessive force."
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แ†'แžแž แŸแŽกแŒแšแŽป YแŽพแŒ !
Let a bloke enjoy his return, ya know? Real buzz kill.
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โ€” ๐–๐€๐๐“๐„๐ƒ : ๐…๐€๐๐† ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐๐„๐‘ ึด แŸ
And he shall be leaving soon as well.
10mo
แ†'แžแž แŸแŽกแŒแšแŽป YแŽพแŒ !
DADDY'S BACK YOU BITCHES
10mo
โ€” ๐–๐€๐๐“๐„๐ƒ : ๐…๐€๐๐† ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐๐„๐‘ ึด แŸ