The robot stared for a while. The singular orange eye fixed on him entirely.
"Congratulations on being a mother to roughly ten... Hundred. "
"I could be pregnant! You don't know my life! I've been using anti flea shampoo and axe body spray! No way I got fleas again!"
Ꮖ'ᏞᏞ ᏟᎡᏌᏚᎻ YᎾᏌ !
— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ
"Correction. Scanners indicate other various lifeforms along your body. You have fleas."
Ꮖ'ᏞᏞ ᏟᎡᏌᏚᎻ YᎾᏌ !
"Woah! I haven't had fleas in like three months! Slander and LIES!"
— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ
"Negative. Flea ridden rodents are not allowed on the premises. Please excuse yourself. Or BE excused. With excessive force."
Ꮖ'ᏞᏞ ᏟᎡᏌᏚᎻ YᎾᏌ !
Let a bloke enjoy his return, ya know? Real buzz kill.
— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ
And he shall be leaving soon as well.
Ꮖ'ᏞᏞ ᏟᎡᏌᏚᎻ YᎾᏌ !
DADDY'S BACK YOU BITCHES
— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ
