Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
Productive Outs
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I’m not saying it’d be justified, but one of these days someone is gonna put a heater right in the middle of this dude’s back. He pimps every homer regardless of its importance. This one was a go-ahead wall-scraper. He pimped one down eight against the Dodgers on Saturday. It’s pretty cringey.
Jose Siri plays baseball like he’s stoned out of his gourd and it’s entertaining as hell.
He’s also hitting like .220, has already made more errors than he made in all of 2025, begs the dugout to challenge every call he’s involved in that is remotely close, and part of his extended home run celly is to do the John Cena “Can’t See Me” thing. It’s wack as hell.
