My local cat broker gave me cat recently. He’s a chatty little guy, has opinions on everything. We ask him what he thinks and he merows his opinions.
So one day I asked what he thinks of Israel. The cat goes silent.
#catsarentreal
Playing mario64: “do you think the boos are like animals in the Nintendo universe?”
Chris: “probably. Why?”
Me: “so it’s like we are just going outside and beating up wild animals for their money then?”
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The cake is a lie. And banned by collective shout.
I want to collect demographic data on diet white claw sales. I have a theory to test.
Trumps fucking cuts just nephew 2 of his teachers and his special education class is just being merged into another one so he’s getting even less attention in school now. Fuck these fucking Nazis.
I’m a monster
-clutches pearls-
Charles Dickens wrote of a man so despised that he was visited by 3 spirits in his slumber, one of which showed him a vision of the joy his death would bring others. Even the Muppets showed this scene.
This is my way of saying I will absolutely club penguin this shit.
