Boston cracked the seal in 2004, & it was never properly attended to between 2005 and 2016. Then we lost Bowie & Prince, reawakening the gate once more. And then: the Cubs.
Attend to your rituals, children! Seal this portal, & with it cast these rancid vibes to the netherdeep from which they came!
Dr. Damien P. Williams has to go the way his blood beats
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
