Me at the next leather event:
"Are you wearing the..."
"The January 22-28 TV guide Patrick Stewart leather waist coat? Yeah I am."
I sure hope that old man finds his prostate 😌
If I keep taking this zinc every day without cumming it's going to come out like Greek yogurt 😵💫
old white men at the gym claiming 3-4 machines at a time for supersets feels like a metaphor for something 🤔
I bet they all came from the same vat but what should I try today?
I don't care if companies put out their creased, never flown, Pride flags only for June then take them down July 1st...
What I do care is when they hang them upside down! Red stripe on top! #gayvexillogynerd 🏳️🌈
IML highlight: hearing the loud *thud* as someone's foreskin restoration weight fell into the toilet while he was peeing
I had a shot of malort at Cell Block last night. As disgusting as promised 🤢