I legitimately have a soft spot for hilton head's weird office-park-esque vibe
my wife seems to think our kids invented “breaking shit all the time” as if it is some new phenomenon (she claims neither she nor her sibs ever broke anything) and I really think it’s been that way since the dawn of time
*heavy-hearted* honey, it just do be like that sometimes
this game is bonkers (complimentary)
Caught the Tequila Express going by
my favorite thing about this World Cup is how efficiently teams have been punished for going ahead and then trying to sit in and protect a one-goal lead
and the teams that kept playing football despite a one-goal lead have been rewarded