but meat crisp lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread? that’s always gonna smack, baby
You've had disappointments because you've been brave enough to have hopes.
You've got scars because you're a foundational part of a big, wild world that leaves nothing unchanged.
Keep going.
Piss me off and I’ll fill your leaf blower with pink glitter.
Your yard will look like Tinkerbell hit a land mine
“Russia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC reveals” — www.bbc.com/news/article...
The hot flashes are back. Can I just have the Elvis diet, but for menopause?
Monday? Yes, my eye wants to pop out of my head and my head is throbbing behind it. Definitely Monday.
The weekend goes by so very fast when you sleep 12-14 hours each night of it.
